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 Abby20 |
Re: the queen? moi? | ||
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Posts: 215 (09/23/02 05:45:16) |
Jake's girlfriend's sister is the ex-lover of Tad.
Jake-Mia-Liza-Tad. Hmm. How about Bianca to Erica? (I had a "without using Kendall" tacked onto that, but if we're going with the non-obvious family member theme here, that's kind of a given.) |
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jazmyne |
All in the dysfunctional Family | ||
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Posts: 112 (09/23/02 17:58:07) |
Bianca-Jack-Laurel-Trevor-Hayley-Adam-Erica
Bianca is Erica's ex-husband's daughter's uncle's dead ex-wife's ex-husband's niece. Sam and Maddie (since they aren't biologically siblings, how are they related?) |
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Layleigh |
Re: All in the dysfunctional Family | ||
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Posts: 30 (09/23/02 19:27:01) |
Sam is Maddie's fathers almost wife's ex-husband's mother's ex-husband's daughter's husband's mistress's lovechild's son.
Sam-Bobby-Sybil-Cliff-Nina-Palmer-Opal-Tad-Brooke-Edmund-Maddie Dixie and Will |
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jazmyne |
*We are Family* | ||
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Posts: 112 (09/24/02 18:02:51) |
Dixie-Brian-Hayley-Trevor-Janet-Will.
Dixie is Will's murderer's husband's niece's ex-boyfriend's ex-wife. Adam and Stuart, but don't use Liza & Marion. |
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godam |
Re: *We are Family* | ||
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Posts: 213 (09/25/02 07:46:43) |
Adam and Stuart, without using Liza and Marion? Easy.
Adam and Stuart are twin brothers. There. No, seriously. Adam was married to Gloria who also had an affair with Stuart.  How about Janet and Trevor? |
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jazmyne |
We Are Family | ||
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Posts: 112 (09/25/02 19:56:31) |
Janet-Natalie-Jeremy-David-Melanie-Will-Hayley-Trevor
Janet is Trevor's niece's dead ex's sister's husband's father's dead ex-wife's sister. (I really like when I can throw the word "dead" into the mix!) She's also Trevor's niece's ex's murderer. Laura and Jamie |
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cathy51 |
Re: We Are Family | ||
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Posts: 42 (09/25/02 20:40:53) |
Laura-Scott-JR-Jamie
Laura is the ex-girlfriend of Jamie's step-brother's (adopted) cousin. Leo & David |
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Layleigh |
Re: We Are Family | ||
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Posts: 30 (09/26/02 18:49:57) |
Leo-Greenlee-Scott-Stuart-Adam-Dixie-David
Leo is Davids ex-squeeze's ex-husband's twin brother's adopted son's ex-girlfriend's husband Mark and Erica |
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cathy51 |
Re: We Are Family | ||
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Posts: 42 (09/27/02 14:19:30) |
Mark-Ellen-Ross-Adam-Erica
Mark is married to Erica's ex-husband's nephew's ex-wife. Jack & Travis (no using Erica!) |
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jazmyne |
brotherly love | ||
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Posts: 112 (09/27/02 15:49:25) |
Jack-Laurel-Trevor-Tim-Maggie-Frankie-Bianca-Travis
Jack is Travis' daughter's dead exgirlfriend's twin sister's non-boyfriend's adopted father's exwife's exhusband. Tad and Adrian. Obviously, no Opal. |
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Layleigh |
sisterly love | ||
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Posts: 30 (09/28/02 17:38:37) |
Tad-Brooke-Edmund-Maria-Julia-Noah-Belinda-Adrian
Tad is Adrian's ex-girlfriends brother's wife's sister's husband's almost wife's ex-husband. Hayley and Skye |
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jazmyne |
sisterly love | ||
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Posts: 112 (10/01/02 15:48:24) |
Hayley-Mateo-Maria-Edmund-Dimitri-Erica-Jonathan-Skye
Hayley is Skye's exhusband's ex-girlfriend's ex-husband's half-brother's undead wife's brother's husband. David and Trey |
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princesskimmy73 |
Re: sisterly love | ||
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Posts: 3 (10/04/02 09:30:36) |
ok this is my first time so HI and
easy Vanessa is david and Trey's mothers so they are brothers. Hard... David is married to Anna, who is sister to Adian, who is watching over Maria,who is sister to mateo, who is married to Haliey, who is daughter to adam, who was married to erika who is , mother to Kendall, who is living with Trey soooooo david is treys roomamtes mothers ex husbands daughters husbands sisters roomates sisters husband is that ok? |
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kariyaki |
Re: sisterly love | ||
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Posts: 1012 (10/04/02 16:42:36) |
Yeah, that was good. But you're also supposed to throw a new one out.
Hell, I'll do it. Dimitri and Edmund. The long way. |
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Layleigh |
family affairs | ||
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Posts: 30 (10/04/02 17:12:24) |
Dimitri-Natalie-Trevor-Janet-Palmer-Opal-Tad-Brooke-Edmund
Dimitri is Edmund's non-legal wife's ex-husband's mother's ex-husband's former fling's husband's dead wife's ex-fianc oops - that one's been done already ... so how about ... Janet and Natalie |
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cathy51 |
Re: family affairs | ||
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Posts: 42 (10/04/02 20:09:27) |
Well, there's Trevor.
Janet is wife of Natalie's widowed (widowered?) husband. Have we done all the sibs? I can't think of anyone. Until someone does, how about really old ladies? Myrtle and Phoebe |
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kariyaki |
Re: family affairs | ||
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Posts: 1012 (10/05/02 19:45:17) |
Myrtle's granddaughter is Skye whose adoptive father is Adam who was married to Brooke who is Phoebe's niece.
So Phoebe is Myrtle's granddaughter's adoptive father's ex-wife's aunt. Next: the young'uns... Sam to the soon-to-be spawn of Anna and David. |
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jazmyne |
The family values Tour | ||
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Posts: 112 (10/05/02 23:35:21) |
First I had to think of something to call the spawn of David and Anna, and I came up with Avid, which turned into Aphid in my head. So:
Aphid-David-Leo-Greenlee-Jake-Kelsey-Sam Sam is the Aphid's uncle's wife's ex-doormat's niece's biological son. Let's see, now let's do the "getting away with murder" special: First connect Brooke and Vanessa. Then connect their victims: Jim and Frankie. (pretend you believe Frankie's really dead.) |
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Layleigh |
Re: The family values Tour | ||
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Posts: 30 (10/07/02 10:41:35) |
Ummm, I think I got riped off on my Janet to Nat. Anyway .....
Brooke-Laura-Leo-Vanessa/Jim-Laura-Leo-Frankie: Brooke is Vanessa's son's ex-wifes adopted mother/Dead Jim is Dead Frankie's cousin's ex-wife's bad taste photographer extraordinaire. Janet Green and Mona Kane Will Cortlandt and Richard Fields (if memory serves correct, Mona held Richard's meds out of reach, am I wrong?) |
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kariyaki |
Re: The family values Tour | ||
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Posts: 1012 (10/07/02 13:16:09) |
No, you're right Layleigh. Mona did that. And surprised the hell out of me. I didn't know she had it in her.
Janet-Trevor-Hayley-Will==which really is why Janet bludgeoned the guy in the first place. Will was making Hayley's life miserable, Trevor hated him for it, so Twisted Janet thought she'd do him a favor. Mona-Erica-Richard==gleefully held his heart medication out of his reach until he died. This can never be said enough: go Mona! That last one seemed too easy, though. How about I take the family scenic tour? Mona-Bianca-Erica-Kendall-Trey-Richard== Richard was Mona's granddaughter's mother's first daughter's half-brother's father. Yeah, I know. Lame. Next: the HoYay special. Laura/Bianca to Noteo/Edmund. So it should be a double of Laura to Noteo and Bianca to Edmund. |
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