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 kariyaki |
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Posts: 1012 (06/30/02 21:26:37) |
I was talking on the phone to a real-life friend (yes, I actually still have some) and we laughed about how much this one quote from Erica to Greenlee made us laugh.
"There's no need to wear all of your company's cosmetics all at the same time, Greenlee." |
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Abby20 |
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Posts: 215 (07/10/02 08:36:48) |
Mary, relating to Greenlee's nerves: "On my wedding day, I floated down the aisle on a cloud of tranquilizers."
Hee. |
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kariyaki |
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Posts: 1012 (07/10/02 21:13:19) |
There's Something about Mary's writers. They give her all the good lines lately.
To Simone: "A garter. Ohh...leave it to you to think of a garter." |
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jazmyne |
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Posts: 112 (07/11/02 07:54:20) |
I just said this in the clothes topic, but I had a hard time breathing after Erica said "Poofy hair didn't get me." Yeah, sweetie, it did.
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Abby20 |
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Posts: 215 (07/12/02 04:43:44) |
All the stuff with Opal yesterday was just priceless. The "Eiffel Tower look." "I've never understood that expression," in reply to "Less is more."
And Greenlee looking at those horrible earrings: "Are those Opal's?" Just perfect. |
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kariyaki |
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Posts: 1012 (07/19/02 17:58:19) |
The Return of Palmer is comedy gold.
Opal: You could have a heart attack if you're aggravated enough. Palmer: Then leave and save my life. |
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Grinaldi |
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Posts: 298 (07/29/02 11:14:12) |
I hate this Adam/Liza story, but this one cracked my shit up:
Adam: "I've had several wives who avoided Oakhaven completely." |
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Abby20 |
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Posts: 215 (07/29/02 18:51:20) |
Hee, I was coming to post that one too, Grinaldi. Cracked. Me. Up.
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kariyaki |
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Posts: 1012 (08/16/02 12:26:38) |
Kendall taunting Aidan with reasons Mauria may have ditched him.
Complete with a shit-eating grin, "Maybe she couldn't understand your English." If that isn't a shout-out to us fans, I don't know what is. |
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celestiallily |
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Posts: 20 (08/16/02 21:20:58) |
From memory:
Tad, to the intern: "I would like to give you a monographed pen. No, wait, that's a thermometer. Here's a pen." Hee. I love me some Tad. |
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kariyaki |
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Posts: 1012 (08/19/02 19:20:57) |
I don't know if this counts as a one-liner since it obviously wasn't scripted but in Friday's episode after Anna finds out that David had lied to her (again) and hurls the pregnancy test across the room, she runs her fingers through her hair and mouths, "Fuck me."
I swear to God, she does. I about fell out off my couch. If any of you still have the episode on tape, I urge you to check it out. It's hysterical. |
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jazmyne |
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Posts: 112 (08/23/02 17:46:00) |
I thought I saw that too, kari.
I might get this one wrong, since I'm just trying to remember it off the top of my head, but Greenlee re: Va/Nessa: "She's a party line. How do you know which one you're talking to?" |
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tricky martin |
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Posts: 10 (08/23/02 21:11:12) |
I was so gonna post that line. Hilarious albeit offensive to those with MPD
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jazmyne |
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Posts: 112 (10/28/02 22:56:33) |
Brooke to Adam:
Quote: Hee! I kinda like Brooke and Adam together. |
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